My Social Media Ten Commandments

I am the Lord thy God, behold, Facebook is upon thee and Twitter is among thee. Amen - TJUNKIE 1:1

1st commandment: Thou shall not procrastinate #fb
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2nd commandment: See no playboy.com, hear no Howard Stern, and speak no foul words #fb
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3rd commandment: If thou are not willing to work, let thou not tweet #fb
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4th commandment: Thou shall not POKE thee #fb
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5th commandment: Thou shall not tweet thy status if thou hath nothing artful to say #fb
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6th commandment: Thou shall review thy status before hitting the REtURN #fb
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7th commandment: Thou shall not abuse thy followers #fb
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8th commandment: Thou shall eat, sleep, and think Apple and green robots are not fruits #fb
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9th commandment: Thou shall limit profile of thy father, thy son and thy holy self #fb
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10th commandment: Thou shalt put thy personal info, so thou mayst be stalked #fb
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Thomas Chai
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Rais the Twitter sensation #yorais

A few days ago our Information Minister touches on the subject of Social Media ie. Twitter and Facebook and advise the general public not to be too immersed into it as it is not part of our culture and guess what was the general reaction? Even fellow party members have sarcastic reactions to his view here and here. And unknowingly to him a simple statement makes him the biggest celebrity on twitter and perhaps this is the first time that a Malaysian subject trended on twitter and reaching to number three spot as you can see below:-


Here are some of the snippets I gather while searching for #yorais – (I must say for the first time tweets makes me literally ROFL and makes my tears spill out and my tummy cramped)

@taniasafuan: #yorais is so old, he EATS blackberries.

@vpyp: #yorais is so kuno he will print this thread out and read with his bifocal glasses yo!

@5xmom: Rais is so ancient, if you tell him his komputer got bugs, he sprays Ridsect

@simonseow: Rais is so ancient that he thinks @staronline is a new solar system #yorais

@altimet: He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais

If you are interesting you can head up here at the Twapper just in case twitter search no longer cache all those tweets.

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!! Keep it up

update:- According to Perpetual Tockism the viral started from @bongersz

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